Yonnie's Depression

Is when you have been married multiple times and have multiple problems. Usually from your first failed marriage that carry over to your other relationships which you never fully recover psychologically leading into Yonnie's Depression

I woke up today with Yonnie's Depression.

by The Fury November 14, 2018

Depression-Coma

Depression-Coma is a slang term used to describe the perpetual feeling of sadness and loss of interest that is often associated with Major Depressive Disorder. Due to the static nature of such feelings, they are likened to a comatose state with regard to affect.

The gentleman has done nothing worthy of notice for the past month with exception to breathing. He seems to be in a bit of a depression-coma, if you will.

by SirWFC718 April 28, 2013

depop whore

A term to describe someone who dresses in extremely bright and colorful clothes derived from the early 2000s fashion. It is a style that developed on depop, I guess you could call it a variation of y2k fashion. They might wear crazy neon orange pants with a bright purple tank top covered in bright pink butterfly’s and neon orange eye shadow. They might even wear a fuzzy baby blue top with matching blue butterfly clips, and a matching blue skirt; and you will most likely catch them with stars, dots, or hearts all over their face. Depop whores get the majority of their clothes off depop from fast fashion shops like cyberspaceshop, igirl, and other shops that don’t sell authentic early 2000s clothes. Though, a depop whore does not actually need to shop from depop to be one, their just called that if they fit that style as it is a style created on depop.

Boy: “omg do you see Kelly and sophia’s outfits today? They look like they just came back from a pride parade inside of a circus!! And we’re in December!
Girl: I know! They’re total depop whores!!

by Elenpre packer July 9, 2020

Depeche Mode Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant, horny Depeche Mode fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.

When Frank offended the Depeche Mode mafia, he went to sleep that night..and never woke up the next day.

by moded101 March 1, 2010

deputy

A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown

Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing!
Trooper: Yea and he still qualifies for welfare!!!
Municipal cop: Hey! The media is here! Look busy guys!!!

by supercop January 13, 2009

Vegas Depression

Also known as "VD" (commonly mistaken with venereal disease), Vegas Depression comes about about a month or less after coming home from a trip to Las Vegas. It will hit you out of the blue and it is hard to get rid of. A common symptom of VD is going onto Expedia.com or priceline.com to look at prices of trips. The only cure* to Vegas Depression is to go back to Vegas. VD is something you cannot get rid of no matter how many times you go.

*cure- meaning not so much of a cure but something to help the pain (only while you are in Vegas)

Tommy: "Yo, I have VD really bad!"

Will: "What the fuck, that's sick!"

Tommy: "No, I have Vegas depression. I was sitting at my shitty job today and it just hit me out of the blue."

Will: "Shit, I'm depressed now."

Tommy: "Oh well, I guess we can check prices on Expedia."

Will: "Word."

by Okyamot February 19, 2009

depressed

Feeling upset that goes on and on, and won't go away.

When your depressed you feel drained,anger, worthless,every thing is a effort. And like your life is not worth living, can't stop crying and you don't always have to have a reason, your just on edge.
You have so much sadness and pain that what ever you do you can't get rid of. Some peoples depression is obviously not as bad, and doesn't last as long. But major depression goes on for months and some times years.
You sleep more, or you can less. But lots of depressed people sleep in the day too.
Very negative all the time.
Can't see a way out and that your be better of dead.
Feel in despair.
When you feel bad, you often self harm, you just want to hurt you self. You have so much pain inside, yet you don't no why. Depression is a living hell.
All you know is how you feel, day in and out.
Not enough people understand depression.
And not enough right help is given to those people who desperately need it, and end up killing them self.
If you have bad depression that you can get rid of it.
Life is going to be meaningless, and your going to just think about death even if you don't do any thing.
I know, lots about depression NOT by reading stuff i know shit all about.
Basically i live the shit so i know depression.

by angeleyes October 2, 2006