Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

decussatate

To have your swear words removed.

I was decussatated while visiting my grandmother.

by Janie123456 November 21, 2009

Decustomised

Opposite of customised,

The customised software on the computer had to be decustomised because of malware attacking the system

by Alex Yates June 12, 2012

decisionatory

The state of being able to make decisions.

See also: undecisionatory.

Martha was feeling particularly decisionatory and didn't hesitate to make good choices.

by Pyraticen October 18, 2008

DEFUSEXTED

The action of being cut off while texting, by another incoming text or phone call.

I was sending a text when my other friend DEFUSEXTED me.

by DEL415 September 25, 2010

Decessitate

The process of removal of excess fluids from a cesspool, giving it the necessary consistency to become known as a bog.

We've decessitated the oldest cesspools in this region, but the resulting explosion in the bog population has us concerned.

by Dr. AWH Damman, Bog Scientist September 29, 2010

decufflinking

The action one takes once they realise they are a total tosser. It involves selling their car and downsizing their penthouse once they have realised they have no friends.

Person A: I have a BMW 7 Series
Person B: Sure, you may have a 7 Series but do you have 7 Friends?
Person A: Good call I better do some decufflinking.

Person A: I have a 6-bed apartment in Kensington
Person B: Do you live alone?
Person A: Yes
Person B: You need a good decufflinking.

by cufflinking_mistakes December 7, 2010