shit dagger

a sharp, pointed piece of fecal matter that can be frozen, then used to dig a shallow hole before it thaws out.

I really need to clean out my fridge because my freezer is full of shit daggers.

by Jasestick November 9, 2011

Dagger

Noun: A short but really awesome bladed weapon

Adjective: incredibly awesome, rad, or bad ass

Verb: To do something that is incredibly awesome, rad, or bad ass

Buster: Guess what happened yesterday?
Chaston: What?
Buster: This guy tried to mug me, but I stabbed him in the neck with my dagger.
Chaston: Whoa! That's dagger!
Buster: I know. I totally daggered him.

by superfreakfish March 27, 2010

Ass Dagger

noun; something that is wearing, annoying, angering, or just a general pain in the ass. Can be applied to events, people, etc.
Origin: Xenia, Ohio

1. "Dude my Girlfriend is maken me go to the ballet this weekend." "Thats an Ass dagger"

2. "Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass dagger, but you owe me 10 bucks."

3. "Damn, this job is a freaken ass dagger."

by Rydizl84 May 9, 2011

daggit

a phewlish little beaver

stop biting my ankles, Daggit

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

cloak and dagger

A radio program on AM 640 based in Toronto which covers a potpourri of conspiracy theories. Hosted by two men calling themselves Lenny Bloom and Sleeper. With the exception of SOME thing they say about the NWO and JFK assassination, nothing that these 2 jokers put out can be taken seriously.

"The Queen of England is a reptilian. The twin towers were not hit by planes but cruise missles loaded with holograms" - Lenny Bloom

"God I hate this show sometimes" - Sleeper

See cloakanddagger.ca for more bullshit.

by anonymous December 19, 2003

Daggy

One who unintentionaly, through stupidity, thwarts the efforts of himself or his group.

John: Theres a warthog comin' in the base.
Tom: I'll get it, I got rockets!
BOOM!
Console: Betrayal, Betrayal, Suicide.
John: Ugh! You're such a Daggy!

by Dom Cruise December 9, 2008

Dagger

Noun. Another word for a blunt, zig-zag, or joint. Invented in Pacifica, California.

Stoner: Hey, you got any daggers?

by PinkFloydJunkie June 6, 2009