disney dance

Bob thought that the divorce papers were a disney dance to his horrible day.
by Thebestnameonthesite October 11, 2009
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disney princess

Snow white and the seven 3rd graders, since some of these disney princesses (JAP Jewish American Princesses as known by their non-Jewish families, another term for spoiled brat that thinks everyone owes them a red carpet, an applause, and a celebration) love kids so much that they can't help but to hang out with other people's kids all the time. Everywhere you see one of the disney princesses, she's with a different group of other people's kids hanging out.
She's becoming more like a disney princess every day, she models for the cartoonists and comic book artists as either Supergirl with the balls of steel three sizes too big or as the Disney princess from the small town, which was probably why she wanted to conquer vast territories and claim them as her own or demolish boundaries (and beloved buildings/landmarks in the process). Napoleon and Hitler were both people she thought of as heroes, people she had a great admiration for, except she thought she was going to be even greater than both of them combined because she was a girl and they were morally inferior males.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Disney brain

A person on vacation who thinks nothing bad can happen to them.
Because of her Disney brain, the woman set her child on the bison's back for a photo-op, never thinking that the wild animal could injure the child.
by Black Heart Irene July 31, 2020
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The Disney Affect

The affect that a Disney/Pixar movie has on your life; This affect can last anywhere between days, weeks, months, even years. During this affect, you might find it hard to go out in public. You will always have the urge to burst out into a full chorus song and dance, similar to the song that was performed in the movie. Unfortunately, the only cure for this affect is to shut down Disney, and destroy every movie that Disney/Pixar has ever made, but we all know that will never happen........so you're pretty much screwed. So instead of sucking it up and locking yourself away from humanity, just go outside; Embrace your Disney side; Even though you might think that no one knows what you are going through, just remember, anyone who has ever watched a Disney movie has gone through this affect.
Carlos: Wow, Frozen was a pretty cool movie! Elsa is so hot! And it had so many great songs!
Tim: I know, right ?
*Jim Bob enters the room excitedly*
Jim Bob: Guys! Come look! It's snowing! We should go build a snow man!!!
*Carlos and Tim look nervously into each other's eyes*
Tim: ....... It's coming.
Carlos, Tim: ~DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????~
Jim Bob: OH NO!!!!! It's the Disney Affect
by maddie_nicole December 01, 2015
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Disney Counter

The act of playing a disney film after watching a horror movie to counteract the effects the horror movie put on you, aka "THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE" syndrome.
Will is a wuss, and after watching The Exorcist he disney countered with The Little Mermaid because he's that much of a lameass.
by lions embrace June 22, 2011
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disney contract

Something Jake Paul doesn't get.
Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell
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Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc
Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
by ShortyLovesSprouse January 15, 2009
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