costas

a freakishly large fake penis

in the south: a freakishly large very real butt blug

i freaked on this costas and couldnt sit for a week

by FoCostas April 17, 2011

albino custard

Jocular euphemism for semen.

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.

by Dana Tolman August 30, 2005

Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

crustard

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.

"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."

by Owen L November 24, 2009

Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

Mr. Costa

A smart and funny man who talks to the door when frustrated. He is a great friend to people when they are on his good side, but if you aren't, good luck.

That was a Mr. Costa thing of you to do.

by Dmanj31 November 15, 2011

Costa Rica

A place very commonly considered paradise, but what many people forget, is that this is an actual country, with an actual society and culture. Unfortunately, Costa Rica is known as simply paradise, and people only go there for the beaches, Eco-tourism, and luxury. They do not notice that the culture of this country is starving due to the amount of income coming in. What was once a beautiful society is now facing a heavy amount of crime. The tourism-oriented areas are the only ones where the crime is really a problem, other than the capital. The people of this country are the most good-hearted people when it comes to the root of it, but in a beach town consumed by tourism, foreigners are seen as dollar signs. There are some gang problems, and unfortunately, Maras are also present in the country. Also many beach towns are used heavily by the cartel, because of the young tourists being an easy target for drug trade. It's a beautiful country, but it's real beauty is in the heart, not what you see in the beach towns, such as Tamarindo.

American : "I LOVE COSTA RICA IT'S PARADISE"
Tico : "You've never been to the real Costa Rica, and you sound like an idiot saying that phrase 'pura vida' you gullible gringos"

by Marlon Carbajal January 30, 2015