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cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!
1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.
by flarganator July 22, 2011
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Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle
Damm I really want a cucumber
by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018
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Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.
I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.
by The Deffiner March 2, 2009
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Cucumber Slumber

(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.
Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?
by TheCuc March 19, 2014
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cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.
damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus
by MIKE D August 11, 2004
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cucks

It's going to cost about 20 cucks, eh?
by themactep August 19, 2010
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caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
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