crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.

Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.

by You don't know this August 11, 2010

crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film

Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine

by chunky feline December 6, 2015

Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.

DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!

by afenda December 21, 2017