crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 18, 2018

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 01, 2011

crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film

Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine

by chunky feline October 15, 2015

Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

by TrustyCrusty June 07, 2017

crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:

Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"

by Fpierettori June 08, 2020

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 26, 2014