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trusty crusty

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
by corner store February 23, 2010
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Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth
Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth
by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011
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Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"
My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.
by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017
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Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 11, 2010
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Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:
Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
by Fpierettori June 8, 2020
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crusty flapper

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.
by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
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crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film
Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline December 6, 2015
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