crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.
Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks
by no name from me ooo December 18, 2018
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Trusty Crusty

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"
by TrustyCrusty June 07, 2017
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crusty flapper

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.
by bathroom bitches December 26, 2014
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Crusty Tombstone

A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 12, 2010
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Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:
Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
by Fpierettori June 08, 2020
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Crusty Hindu

When you ejaculate on a forehead between the eyes, allowing the cum to dry and become like the 'bindi'. This can be accented by adding a small piece of tissue or napkin to the area, adding decoration and assists the drying, but also more obvious to unsuspecting victim.
DUDE!!! I just gave that intoxicated underage unconscious girl the best crusty hindu EVER!
by afenda December 22, 2017
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crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina
sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
by crazybegger February 21, 2008
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