a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
by corner store February 23, 2010
Get the trusty crustymug. sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"
by crazybegger February 21, 2008
Get the crusty canyonmug. When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
John: Dude, did you bang her?
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.
by DRock SBO October 1, 2011
Get the Crusty Secondsmug. Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.
As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
by chunky feline December 6, 2015
Get the crusty nuggetmug. These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:
Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"
by Fpierettori June 8, 2020
Get the Crusty Pussymug. by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
Get the crusty flappermug. A repulsive act that a only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
By doing this horrible act you would suck semen out of a dead persons ass. Also known as felching. And then when done you would spit it out on the tombstone thus, when dry, leaving crusty remains. A lonely person who robs graves might enjoy this.
Steve: Dan seems like the kind of guy who would giving a crusty tombstone.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
Dale: Whats that?
Steve: A horrible act that only a necrophiliac would enjoy.
Dale: That sounds absolutely repulsive.
by You don't know this August 11, 2010
Get the Crusty Tombstonemug.