containerize

verb meaning in military terminology 'to place in a container.' In actuality however, it means 'to transform into a container.'

Containerize that landmine, fucktard!

by The Pharaoh September 27, 2005

contapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.

"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they awkwardly experienced contapedation."

by Sondravich July 30, 2008

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

Chrontits

Formed by putting together two of the best words in a man's dictionary. Chronic and Tits. The word crontits has two distinct meanings.

1. When you notice that a lady has very nice breast they can be referred to as chrontits.

2. When an event, item, idea, or action is incredibly awesome one may say that it is chrontits.

Example 1:

Hey Bro, see that hot piece over there? Ol' girl got those chrontits!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Yo check out this new watch my girl bought me!
Dude 2: Man that shit is the chrontits hommie!

by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017

contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.

I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.

by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018

in contanti

(Italian)
translation: in cash

I want it in contanti.

by good for tunes March 10, 2008