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Corporate Smoke Show

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.
"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"
by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013
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cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.
Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.
by BB910 August 3, 2010
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Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game
"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"
by Scroogey August 30, 2006
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Corporate Slave

People who buy top brand products and act cool when they are really being used as a milking cow by large corporations. These people represent the "retarded nation." 99.67% of the "retarded nation" don't even know that they are corporate slaves.
Ben: Yo check it! I just bought Dr.Dre Headphones and some A&F shit cause everyone else did!!:D

John: You are such a corporate slave -_-

Ben: What's that?!?! :S
by LaRésistance January 21, 2011
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Corporate Dementia

A serious cognitive disorder exhibited by large corporations with incapable leadership, and lacking a coherent strategy.

It is normally required to be present for at least 6 months to be diagnosed; cognitive dysfunction which has been seen only over shorter times, particularly less than weeks, must be termed Corporate Delirium.

Symptoms of Corporate Dementia can be classified as either reversible or irreversible, depending upon the cause of the disease.

Daycare centers offer supervision, recreation, meals, and limited health care to afflicted board members, as well as providing respite for employees.
The conduct of British Telecom following the revelation of the Phorm mass surveillance scandal could be diagnosed as 'Corporate Dementia'.
by Ian Livingston September 25, 2009
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Parathon Corporation

a corporation run by several 14 year olds.
they think they will get far...
but they won't
Parathon Corporation, the geekiest corporation run by several runescape and halo nerds, goes down the drain!!(finally)
by their last head of marketing August 10, 2008
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Corporate bigotry

The discrimination against all private Enterprize is done by established corporations through fake competition. All big businesses will secretly merge with the competition and fight the new upstart Private competitor. Vulture capitalism by the established corporate powers. Inevitably a spy or double agent is sent to work at the new upstart to cause problems. The Human resources department is the usual target. Once in charge of hiring and firing the planted agent hires incompetent people while firing the most productive. Then the company is destroyed and liquidated. Diversity, inclusivity, and equity mandates are the weapons being used presently in corporate America. DIE is a proper acronym to describe how corporate America feels about the private proletariat class attempting to become financially independent. Large CORPORATIONS HAVE NO SOUL!!
Corporate bigotry is easy to fend off if you eliminate the entire (Human resource department) at the time of start-up and insist you are a sole proprietor who only needs part-time help hired off the street. Use No middlemen hiring agencies and paying a decent dollar for a decent day's work will ensure loyalty from those you hire.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
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