Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

antonym of progress

nah theyr good ppl :)

by hctz October 22, 2003

congress

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black

session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"

by william l. August 30, 2006

concrete jungle

NKU or a shitstem city

"No sun will shine, in my day today"
"Poor fuckin' Chris, he goes to the concrete jungle"

by You fuckin' know March 9, 2003

Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 12, 2005

congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA

by Dong Woo November 12, 2004

Concrete Baby

-noun

A structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k*L) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).

Other forms:

Concrete Babies
Concrete Babe
Concrete Babyhood
Concrete Babylike
Concrete Babyishness
Concrete Babyishly

Synonyms:

Cholumn
Chode Column
Fat Stack
Fatty Beam
Beam Cholumn
Fatty Beam Cholumn

Engineer 1: I've analyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.

Engineer 2: Oh you vacuous neophyte! Concrete babies NEVER buckle! OOOWWWWWWW!

by CrackerJack87 April 24, 2008