Colby Covington

Our UFC Lord and Savior, who win or loss, sacrifices himself each event and fight for our MMA sins of being nerds and virgins. Without him, the UFC would be stale. Thy Lord Colby Christ CovingGOD brings eyes to the sport. You either want to watch him to embrace his Godly presence, or hate on him and watch him to lose but EITHER way, you are watching him and giving him attention.

Thy Lord Colby is proud of his roots, supports righteousness and integrity and is proud of the country is he is in and shows support to those serving the people. Please offer your prayer and thanks to our Lord Colby

"I like Colby Covington over Marty Fake Juiceman anyday"

by UFCObsessed November 5, 2021

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Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

by Swill September 20, 2005

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coming up roses

"Coming up Roses" supposedly means the flash of blood that shoots into the syringe when you shoot up on heroin.

Dude! I'm coming up roses... Ahh, that's better.

by coming up September 14, 2006

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Covington

Covington, Ga is a small, rural town south-east of Atlanta where nothing happens. Most of the town's adolescent population hangs out in the Wal-Mart parking-lot drinking PBR and talking about huntin'. Also, being that the town is primarily rural, meth plants, trailer-parks, and weed fields are not uncommon.

Also known as the most boring place on earth or east-bum-fuck

Johny: "I have to go visit my dad this weekend...In COVINGTON, this is going to be hell"

by yeah, i lived there. February 5, 2010

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Coining

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.

Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.

by Da_Captain June 13, 2006

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