coffee name

A coffee name is given to the barristo/barrista when you order your coffee drink - you need a coffee name if your name is difficult to pronounce, or if your name is unusual. A coffee name expedites your order.

This morning I went to Starbucks for my morning latte. I told the clerk that my name is Antionette which he could not spell. So I used my coffee name: Toni. Much easier to pronounce. I have several friends & co-workers who use coffee names. When coffee drinks are delivered to us at work there's always someone who says: "Who's Dave?" "That's for Dwight - he used his coffee name."

by Marina Maggiore May 19, 2006

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

coffee pee

The smell that comes from your urine after drinking a sizable amount of coffee or beverages that contain coffee.

I was just about to fall a sleep until the smell of my coffee pee woke me up

by mAGIK bUS October 10, 2005

Black Coffee with Milk

Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.

Example-

"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)

Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”

Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.

black coffee with milk

by Quelmo Rodriguez July 1, 2010

coffee ass

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013

percolating butt coffee

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

by razer May 30, 2005

hot coffee mod

A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.

Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.

by improviduto August 26, 2005