Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

big cocker

Someone with a massive throbbing horse cock that only goes right in Mario party (so not Fabio)

You my friend are a big cocker

by 6wakanda9 March 25, 2022

Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.

Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank

by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023