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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from
40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship
by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019
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Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.
I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!
by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010
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Cock Squat

Fucking with the woman on top and squatting on the man's cock. Knees are off the bed and actual squats on done up and down on the cock. Hands hold the top of his shoulders for balance and leverage. Excellent cardio workout, great for the abs, quads, glutes and she controls the pace for her orgasm.
Sophie was getting quite a workout doing cock squats on Jay's cock.
by Sophie-Jo December 18, 2011
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cock spider

ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .
damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..
by brydon December 6, 2006
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Kentucky Cock Slap

A girl is on her knees you jerk off in your hand stick your dick in the girls mouth and slap her in the face with the cum in your hand
Damn that was a great Kentucky Cock Slap John did on Tammy Lin
by freztubegod September 18, 2017
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Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”
by jasoniyan May 6, 2018
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