spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.

Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.

by spraymatthews March 26, 2016

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

Clay

A hard, shapeable soil form, normally in a grey color. It is easier to mold when wet, but when baked, it receives a hard, glass-like strength. Don't let this "glass-like strength" fool you though. It's alsos got glass-like weaknesses. When hit, it shatters.

Friend 1: Why did you break my clay sculpture
Friend 2: It was an accident, I remade it for you
Friend 1: Oh ok. Thanks for being a good friend.
Friend 2: No problem, dude.

by TheFlyingDove May 29, 2023

Clay

The best BF ever sweet and kind and very sweet. He is foolish but is there for you

Girl one-ur with clay
Girl two- Ya
Girl one-keep him close

by ILoveClay June 19, 2022

Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018

Clay

A non alpha cocksucking dweeb who thinks he is him but in reality he is just a bum who hangs out with the nerds and is a fury.

I would hate to be a clay he is so ugly and anything

by Butshhh April 28, 2024

Clay

Homosexual/bi, his pronouns are them/fat.

Them are a clay

by Mrsmalley v June 14, 2021