Chelise

Chelise is a kind and caring person, she will always make you laugh even when you are down. She is beautiful and is loyal to her friends. She normally likes guys that are tall blonde and handsome. She will stick by you always

I wish Chelise was my friend

by Wanda Moulser September 28, 2018

Haylie chilibolist

A girl that is really mean and bitchy, her close friends are just as annoying as her. Mean to everyone and generally ruins things.

Never stops talking and yelling.

haylie: Bla bla bla bla!!!! hahhahhaahahahah (annoying nasaly laugh)

Dude what a haylie chilibolist!

by hayliehater January 22, 2010

deep chili smack down

the act of sticking one's penis into hot chili then smacking the female in the face till she falls from trying to escape the wrath of the deep chili smack down

if she doesn't suck my dick i'm giving her the ol' deep chili smack down

by shortfuxfag February 19, 2011

chili dump

The burning sensation cause when shiting after eating hot chili.

Man that chili last night made me take a chili dump this morning.

by Real Tru December 13, 2006

Chili-Boarding

Pronounced: \Chil"i\-\Board"ing\
Enhanced interrogation technique using the same methods as 'water-boarding.' Act of using buckets filled with a mixture of urine and excrement which is substituted for water, then dumped on detainees (terrorists) heads to simulate the sensation of drowning in human waste in order to obtain valuable intellegence. Mostly used on terrorists who are especially dirty, since the use of water would actually clean them resulting in appreciation from said terrorist.

CIA interrogator 1: "Hey Smith, this guy won't budge. What should we do to get him to talk?"

Interrogator Smith: "Alright, he asked for it. Proceed with Chili-Boarding!"

by Billy Grundle May 1, 2009

Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

by majam August 21, 2012

texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"

boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl

by ktulu666 March 25, 2009