chapa

a generally overbearing friend who just won't leave you alone. even though you've tried very hard to get them to go by verbal and/or physical abuse.
see synonyms at "goosegog"

quick! make a distraction so we can get away from that chapa!

by tra la la February 25, 2004

choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

by Spaba-Monkey April 12, 2003

choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004

Choad Bashing

While holding the penis perpendicular to the body a group of men attempt to supress their errections while flicking each other repeatedly on the testicles

Dude are you coming to dereks choad bashing this weekend

by Dr_Bunage March 5, 2008

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005