choad

A penis that is fatter than it is long.

Suren Sahadacny when his ugly ancient indian mother fucks his psychopathic insane european father to make the worst possible children, so bad that they live in the middle of the woods.

by XxX September 19, 2003

choadman

A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life

Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

by someone else February 3, 2003

Choadstick

Usually the name for a person who is short, stocky, and has a little dick

yo dude kory is a choadstick aha

by obamachoad5 April 29, 2009

choadman

Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).

If you guys fuck up my live shot, I'll call the cops.

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

choda boy

a guy who is as kewl as your neighbors grundle or chode.

That dood Ron is still a boyscout, man he is such a choda boy!

by Donnie February 25, 2005

team choad

a group of xangans who constantly talk about fucking each other jokingly, but deep down, they really do lust for each other. A rare specimen often found at home masturbating to sean paul pictures.

hey man. have you seen the new sean paul video? fuck my earhole!

by hawthorne and evan April 9, 2005