Churching

To be one with Duct Sealant

I was Churching all day at work.

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

Cheesing the Chicken

The act of putting 2 pounds of cheddar up a rotisserie chicken’s ass.

My girlfriend was disappointed when I was cheesing the chicken this year.

by ThumbAndLemur November 22, 2025

selective cheering

When you don't like one or more players on your favourite sports team and cheer for everyone but them.

Even though I'm a diehard Flames fan, I've been doing some selective cheering since we got Stajan.

by ohlgirl November 20, 2010

Pseudo-cheering

Used by people who falsely cheer on other people to benefit themselves.

Johnny: "Dude, you can totally forge a fake ID. I believe in you!"

Bill: "No man, I'll get caught! Plus, you're just pseudo-cheering me on because you want me to make you one."

by Christopher Davez August 2, 2012

neck checking

Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.

Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.

by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services

Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.

by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014