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(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
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Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper
Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper
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