cotton pussy

A condition experienced by women attempting to have sex after a long night of drinking and smoking marijuana. The over consumption of alcohol contributes to an overall numbing of the body and the marijuana dries every ounce of saliva from the mouth and natural lubricant from the vagina. This is made worse when the other partner (male or female) also has cotton mouth and there is no saliva between the two. Lubricant is the only solution.

Female: Damn it boy, you are so hot. I want you to fuck the shit outta me

Male: Come here girl!

Female: You feel so good...mmmmm

15 min later

Female: Motha fucker! I have cotton mouth bad and now I'm getting cotton pussy!!

Male: Shit, I got cotton mouth too baby! I'll grab some lube.

by DivaFagMagnet July 11, 2010

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

cottonhead

An elderly person. Derogatory. West-coast slang.

That cottonhead is driving down the highway at 20 mph.

by Will January 1, 2005

Canton

one's house or "the crib"

DRAgg1NG MY BODY UP TH3 H1LL TO M1 CANTON;TH3 BAR'S F1V3 M1NUT3S AWAY BUT 1T TOOK M3 AN HOUR TO G3T HOM3.

by T3ARDROPS X3X3 May 1, 2004

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 23, 2004

cottonpicker

CB slanguage insult or term of comeraderie derived from a slaveholder slang term meaning slave. See also gunnybagger.

1. Hey cottonpicker, you're also a nose picker.

2. Hey cottonpicker, how ya doin'?

by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Hump-Catting

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.

It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.

When Jean chugged the can of Pepsi,he started hump-catting Mark in the face.

by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009