carbon warehousing

providing information that is blatantly untrue and shakily thought out, chatting shit, bullshit, etc

Person 1: That dude says he can score us whatever we want in 5 minuites

Person 2: No way man, that is serious carbon warehousing.

by Vyra November 3, 2009

carcoholic

a person who drives under the influence of alcohol. Also used as an adjective.

1. Stern action needs to be taken against carcoholics. They contribute to road accidents.
2. I cannot put up with your carcoholic behaviour.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

Carcoholic

somone who chronicaclly drives drunk.

my friend who is a carcoholic shows up to work drunk and his job is a long haul truck driver.

by jacksondragon32 November 21, 2010

Carbomachiato

Carbomachiato Noun Any of the foofoo coffee drinks that are blended but loaded with sugar.

Heather quit working for Starbucks because of all the carbomachiatos they sell! She wanted to say "Why not go with a nice cup of tea with no sugar?"

by Infomaniacal March 10, 2011

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Carco-Polo

A game in which you forget where you parked your car, so you walk around the lot hitting the lock button on your key fob so you can home in on the sound of the honking.

"Man, parking at the mall is crazy at Christmas. I had to play Carco-Polo for 30 minutes before I found my car."

by Bogombo Snuffbox December 16, 2013

Cakophelia

Having sexual attraction to cake

The mans cakophelia overtook him at the bakery

by Ammonius May 13, 2014