Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Serbize March 24, 2023

Capitalist Marxism

Capitalist Marxism is a term used when capitalists use a marxist framework to understand Capitalism better so they can use it to control the proletariat and mantain capitalism for a longer amount of time

Person 1: "dude,i just joined this bussiness school and they are talking about extracting the most labour value from employees!"
Person 2: " ah, it must be a class about Capitalist Marxism then"

by skatin' revolutionary May 4, 2023

Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.

Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Capitalistically challenged

People who not only suffer from climate dysphoria but believe that the most intelligent way to deal w global warming is to gut from the inside out the internal combustion engine -replacing it w green alternatives-and/or other aspects of the western industrial revolution

If you're capitalistically challenged, I don't want to talk to you, ever.

by Sexydimma September 22, 2023

incorrect capitalization

to lose. to be worse at everything especially in the act of 'poking' on Facebook.

Ellie used incorrect capitalization, so she is a failure.

by better thank Ellie October 21, 2011

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018