Cake Muscle

A muscle in which you use to get bitches on your dilly. No one can identify exactly where this muscle is located,but many people know when it is being used because bitches flock to your dilly.

I just worked my cake muscle on a steezy ass pop shuvit late flip and bitches hopped on my dilly.

by Sudz & Duo May 16, 2010

cake top

a series of fat rolls too humongous to be considered merely a muffin top, hence becoming a "cake top". cake tops often have tiers or layers, much like a cake.

"omg did you see the cake top on that bitch?! i was about to put her on the Next Food Network Star...as the food"

by breannahharmonbitches December 28, 2008

cake bitch

When you have been demoted or have lost your normal standing or position and have been relegated to an observatory or menial role.

"Jaan just shut up, don't interfere and hold the cake, I've got this you cake bitch"

by Nextlevel August 10, 2020

Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.

Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.

by jenna jamason December 12, 2009

cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite May 8, 2014

cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013