Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 21, 2007

Half-Cocked

Half cocked = a flacid boner

"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"

by T.A.D. April 6, 2005

cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 21, 2007

cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

Caked Balls

(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.

Peter gave Chuck some caked balls to suck on.

by MickJules August 26, 2009

Caked it

When someone throws up due to excessive drinking

Becky caked it after the party last night

by UrFuckinMum November 26, 2016

Butt Cracked

Someone bends over or leans forward and you unintentionally see their butt crack, often seen among plumbers.

Ahhh man that dude just Butt Cracked me, I didnt need to see that!

by Jeromy Barela March 10, 2008