Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

cough

a death threat

guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?

by subscribe2incompetantfools April 22, 2020

Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.

Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.

by Boxcoughcreator June 23, 2019

Cough Lollies

The incorrect way of saying lozenges

The cough lollies are actually lozenges

by the Justin foundation December 7, 2019

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011