Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

Cougar Thot

An older person (male or female) that has a reputation for being a hoe because they use their status to sleep around with other people who may or may not be of the same status. Their partners may be younger or of the same age; they may be single or married. Similar to a sugar mamma or sugar daddy.

Person 1: Our boss slept with the new guy and bought him a new Lexus truck.
Person 2: Cause she's a cougar thot!

by SassyNerd February 19, 2015

cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.

Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.

by milly butter May 12, 2015

Cougar pelt

When laying pipe on an older woman, you then pull out a piece of duct tape and lay it on her bush then proceed to rip it off or shave it and admire the thickness of the cougars pelt

Hey jon want to see my cougar pelt collection?

by captainhook105 November 17, 2017

Cougar Mountain

A middle school

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain

by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018

Cougarrific

When things turn out great, grand or wonderful

1. I hope you have a cougarrific day.

2. Their products are cougarrific.

by Cougar3725 October 25, 2018

cougar fang

A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.

"Yo bro I just got with my ex bestfriends ex wife/mom and we did the cougar fang

by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018