conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat

We have reached Conservative Equinox

by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022

r/conservative

Where intellectual thought goes to die.

Many subreddits are an echo chamber, but r/conservative is truly in a world of its own.

by amunyaku March 2, 2025

Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him

"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"

by Haha funny September 28, 2017

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”

The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.

by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022

Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.

Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.

by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023

cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.

You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.

by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020