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Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".
Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again
by Karrg0 November 28, 2010
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Trackback Comment

To re-evaluate a comment made in a source to not fence sit nor be on the defensive. A track back is to re-evaluate and come to a common understanding.
Commenter: All these pop like songs are gay
Commenter 2: What's gay about them? How can a song be gay?
Commenter: Oh sorry, I meant gay as in the connotation definition doesn't sound good to me in my opinion.

Commenter 2: Oh, all good. Yah, I don't really like this song too much either. I'd just clarify more with gay as it's used more positively nowadays.

Commenter: I got you and no offense. Didn't mean it that way.

Commenter 2: All good mate. You like rock?

Commenter: Yah, some old-based rock tho.

Commenter 2: Dude, you should try ACDC or Highway to Hell

Commenter: Bro! I love that song thx!

Commenter 3: {scripture}

Commenter 4: Please, don't use scripture like that. We respect your beliefs but this isn't the place. Please respect ours.

Commenter 3: I'm sorry, I just believe { } but I'll try other places. What would be good ways of sharing?
Commenter 4: I'd prob. be more open if you related your belief in a way and then asked if I were more open. Just posting scripture turns me off a bit and makes me feel judged personally though.

Commenter 3: Ah, I understand. I know when someone did { } before it also turned me off. ...... contin.

Commenter 4: Gotcha, I might look into it but currently I'm happy and solidified in my own beliefs.

Commenter 3: Gotcha, no harm intended.

Commenter 4: All good.

Trackback Comment process
by Trackback August 31, 2022
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comment hustling

Reading the comments of someone’s posts on Social Media. Stalking someone’s Post. Being Nosey reading the comments. Gaining entertainment or humor from a post as if you were watching a movie. Some will steal other people’s humor through Comment Hustling.
I was just Comment Hustling.
Not here to Post, I was just Comment Hustling.
by The older Twin May 9, 2018
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Comment Currency

The adaptive nature of a limited time text message to be exchanged for a different application.
Comment Currency: when one receives good night wishes but it is not read until the morning, the comment may be exchanged to mean have a good day
by Craftywolfe March 5, 2023
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High like, low comment ratio

When a someone posts something thinking it’s based, when it is infact widely accepted, non-controversial, and has no one arguing in the comments.

High like low comment ratio, implies that the poster may possibly not be a human but instead is infact an automated bot account, or a human with NPC like tendencies which can fool people into presuming it’s a bot.

This usually requires highly tribalistic & partisan behavior. Meaning there may not be anything critical or based with that account’s other posts. This is specially true if that account has repeated occurrences.

There is a direct correlation between posting controversial matter and getting many comments.
Generic Dude: “Fuck Trump
4,300 likes and 11 comments.

12th Reply: High Like, Low comment ratio
by kakapoopooaccount July 14, 2024
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thoughts comments

To ask the audience if anyone has any inputs.
Can be used through active voice too.
Does anyone have any thoughts? comments? on what was presented?

I have some thoughts comments on what was shared.
by syconics August 8, 2025
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Commentator

One of those dudes that steal csgo off of youtube and y’now, puts their voice over it.
Yo im gonna be a commentator! Dude your a friggin nerd .
by Axo.commentary January 24, 2022
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