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Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Coalition of the Willing

Starmer, Macron, Zelensky and others are participating in a Coalition of the Willing.
by Trume May 11, 2025
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Coalroast

When someone tries to roast you unsuccessfully; producing no “gems” but only “coal”.
Darrell tried to insult my striped sweater, but I interrupted to point out he’d worn his flea market DBZ shirt for four days in a row. It was a coalroast.
by LuxuriousTaint October 1, 2025
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Coaling

Coal, another term for bad advice or a bad take. Coaling is when you have multiple bad or unintelligent takes in a row. Some times when bro talks you get a diamond and the rest of the time it’s just a bunch of coal.
Another L take, that guys really coaling today.
by Blt_tsc April 3, 2026
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Vortex Coalition

A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?
by anonymous December 16, 2020
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Molestee Coalition

THAT is what this is.
Hym "Molestee coalition doesn't want to go to therapy for their gaping buttholes so INSTEAD, they are trying to make me lose everything, regardless of whether or not it gets your kids killed, but only because I said what I said about the mentally retarded sex offender who was placed in a group home rather than prison because he was ruled legally incompetent in a court of law and was participating actively in both the violation of my rights in the form of a workplace boundaries violation and workplace harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and ALL OF THIS before I even started writing. That it. Just molestees being molestees. AND LIKE NOAH, the rules don't matter to them they need to be exempt and you gotta let them do whatever they do or I guess you're fucking abusing them or something. 🤷 ♂️"

Molestee "It should have been HYM! HE should have gotten his butthole molested! Not me! I want him to suffer (Says Destiny the guy you let steal my identity to rape women after I said not to let that happen)!"

Hym "You want a tight butthole too, Steven, but I just don't need to suffer over the fact that you got your butthole molested. I mean seriously. WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT YOU GUYS! Really! Reallyreally!"
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
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Pina coaloakers

A word used to describe or call something weird.
Man 1: I ate a mosquito!
Man 2: Pina coaloakers
by Mr. Quandale September 4, 2025
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