clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010

camslut

An amateur porn star, usually an Eastern European girl aged 18-24 with a rather cursory understanding of the English language, who offers to show herself naked in exchange for a few bucks a minute. Camsluts generally work at 'studios': two-room apartments with several computers, cameras, and a high speed internet connection located in crumbling post-soviet apartment blocks in cities like Yaroslavl, Zaporodzhe and Saint Petersburg.

Camslut: Cum in pvt!!
Wanker123: Show me your tits and I will...
Camslut: Tits only in pvt!
Wanker123: Have you ever considered the eventual negative social reprocussions that may arise if you masturbate in front of a broad cross-section of your peers?
Camslut: Cum in pvt!!

by Blake Money October 2, 2007

clam

another word for pussy. Usually referred to as a 'bearded clam', but, nowadays, I like them shaved.

"I'd like to butter her clam"

by evilpete December 11, 2002

clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Clam Dunk

The female version of the "Tea Bag"

I'm so tired of people always tea bagging me on halo. I'm going to clam dunk their asses!

by missivy June 30, 2009

clam dipping

The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.

What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?

by tmfm October 13, 2008