Chocolate Riser

A co worker or friend that constantly makes shit up about themselves. The kind of shit you know he's lying about and he shows that he's lying, but will protest that it's truth.

Also known as a Cocoa Ascender.

Guy#1: Hey man you know i'm the grandson of an Apache chief?
Guy#2: Bull shit man, you're the whitest dude i know.
Guy#1: No bro, for real his name was Chief David.
Guy#2 Fuck you dude. You're such a chocolate riser.

by JayTeeEs March 2, 2012

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Chocolate Frosting

Noun:

Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.

Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.

Tense:

Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting

So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"

by plainenough June 18, 2018

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Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob

Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit

by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021

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Chocolate pocket

When you decide to save a delicious piece of chocolate for later so you put it in your pocket, only to later realize said piece of chocolate melted and left your pocket a chocolate-y mess.

Aw man, my Reese's Cup melted and now I have chocolate pocket.

by Kzelly September 11, 2010

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Chocolate Rain

History quickly crashing through your veins.

CHOCOLATE RAIN **I move away from the microphone to breathe

by Cynikul January 1, 2009

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chocolate and vanilla

(Not to be confused with plain vanilla, though also derived from flavours of ice cream.) Sex between so-called "black" and "white" people. May also be used for a threesome or group sex where at least one of those participating has sex with "black" and "white" alike.

A: I hear Tracy got bored with the same old plain vanilla with Chris.
B: Yeah, chocolate and vanilla is much more her thing, when she can get it.
C: (listening in, confused) Yeah? That's funny .... I didn't think Tracy even LIKED ice cream!

by kofi June 30, 2003

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