caitie

on the streets of Harlem, the largest slut on the corner usually sporting a lovely cow ensemble and can usually be heard saying "i love my mexican!" while spinning around and waving a large burrito.

one time, in the streets of Harlem, when the moon was high in the sky, caitie was mistaken for a cow and animal protection came and tasered her as she screamed, "I need another burrito over here, my ass is starting to shrink!"

by burrito wannabe- eat me lover March 3, 2008

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Captify

Commands your full attention.

A Redneck hybrid of Captivate and Occupy.

I was watching the Olympics but they just did not captify me, I wished there was something better to watch.

by stagnate March 17, 2010

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Carbinator

A device developed by Coca Cola to make a engine run on carbinated beverages using a design remotely similar to a "Carburator". The device was larger then typical carburators and required the use of a special InSteak Manifold. The unit had a series of internal chambers and devices that processed the fuel to make it suitable for combustion. When the Carbinated fluid first entered the unit it would pass through the FluxTransFunctioner (FTF) which would put the fuel in a flux state before it passed through the RotaryGurder so that it would vaporize. The Carbon Dioxide mix would become extremely explosive as it passed through the Burperator. Stepping on the Carbon Pedal or (Gas Pedal) it would open a single Dutch Rudder to allow the mixture to enter the engine. High Performance versions had a Double Dutch Rudder setup that allowed the releasing of more fuel into the engine. Both setups were extremely efficent at 88 mph but had a tendancy to be troublesome when it came to starting the vehicle at the time when it was most critical.

1) After installing his Carbinator, Marty was able to run his favorite beverage ,Tab, and never had to worry about fuel again.

2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?

Chad: Verry nice

Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?

Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.

by MiltonRheem December 12, 2010

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cartied

Someone that evovled from something perfect to something really bad.

A: "Bro, you are so cartied maaan"
B: "No, im not tho"
A: "Yes you are"

by REDDSKKKNROSERISE January 12, 2021

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Captian Margwar

Someone who is really into Margwar, perhaps possibly a leader of some sort of group of black booted, black trench coat wearing ,comic book reading virgins...

I went to the magic the gathering club meeting last night and our leader Macphesto was telling us about the dwarven power crystal...

Macphesto is an example of a Captain Margwar

by MicahG5 October 19, 2004

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