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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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Cape Walrus

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.
by Kornelius October 19, 2008
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nigga cape

The back of a durag while a black male is wearing the durag.
by Str8Facx August 26, 2019
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Caping

A combination of the two words vaping and coochie, Ripping a fat nord or juul into your moms coochie
Friends mom: "oh shit, Cape in me"

Person: *RIPS FAT NORD For caping*
by Rattlesnake survives February 13, 2020
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Wearing a cape

The act of pretending to be a 'hero' and a good person by 'helping' people (usually spreading awareness online and guilt-tripping people into donating) and expecting others to agree with your ideologies instead of helping out of the goodness of your heart without expecting anything back. In other words, performative activism.
1: "You're a terrible person for not donating and spreading awareness!"
2: "Have fun wearing a cape"
by HolyFluid August 8, 2024
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Cape Hunter

A Minecraft player with a big interest in it's capes. They try to obtain as many as they can.
Yeah, this guy is definitely a cape hunter. Look at his machine translations! He even submitted a Realms map some time ago!
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Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.
Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical
by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018
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