The art of possessing a massive penis and brutally destroying whatever it goes into. Also, if I break the bagel, u may also frost the bagel. Onion bagels r bonus points.
by Maxcbigbagels84479 January 11, 2014
Get the broken bagelmug. An old European insult that refers to someone who doesn't know when to shut the hell up! Usually someone who's ignorant, an attention whore, or just plain full-of-it.
Christian: "I can't believe half the campus already knows about the drama with Becky."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
Chris: "Yeah, Victor was telling everybody in the Library last Friday."
Christian: "Fuck, he has the most broken mouth of anybody I've ever known..."
by Phosgore January 1, 2014
Get the broken mouthmug. After getting the news about the tragic accident that led to Teds parents death he was stuck listining to the broken silence that filled the air.
by Cavity88 March 14, 2016
Get the broken silencemug. It's that feeling that can bring you down to your knees and can make you cry a river. It's that feeling that any moment you might get crazy from thinking the "how's" "what's" and "why's" you are in that state. It's that pain in your body that makes you unable to speak from the words you can't say anymore, makes you unable to see from too much cryin, and sometimes it makes you unable to feel anything anymore
We were so happy. Everyday we felt so wild and free. But then our love became a struggle and things went wrong. And before I knew it I was heart broken and your gone
by some oRdiNary giRl April 2, 2015
Get the heart brokenmug. by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
Get the broken pencilmug. 
1st guy: "What did you do last night"
2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"
1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)
2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"
1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)
by theattackofZ May 17, 2009
Get the broken sporkmug.