Bolter

The story of 'Bolter the angry' was once told to children to encourage them to behave. It is believed the story is from Viking descent. Over the years there have been many variations to this fable, however most seem to mention a large 'giant' like person, with flames for hair, and shiny white bones for legs. It is believed that if Bolter the angry did not get his favourite breakfast, brought forth by flaxen haired maidens, he would eat a small child each minute until the breakfast was put before him.
Through the ages this myth has travelled. To this day some believe Bolter can be seen walking the length of Kentish Town, looking for his next child meal. Some say he has been seen drinking copious amounts of Rum. No flaxen haired maidens have ever been sighted.

Bolter: I said no bubble, extra sausage! Someone go and fetch me that toddler

by badger1 October 26, 2005

boober

a gay mentally ill person that watches the streamer ranboo /lh

boobers are absolutely crazy!

by niccotinie April 5, 2022

Sail Boater

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

by Kevin Baines July 24, 2008

Fruit Booter

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading

You homosexual fruit booter

by Ebola March 3, 2004

boobers

Boobs on a man, usually occurring from a un-healthy life stlye.

Gerry, you better start exercising, you're getting boobers.

by Naggole April 10, 2006

Boobers

A gorgeous,athletic, independent women thats has no imperfections .A female that lacks nothing and gives everything.

Guy 1: Look at that boobers. Its like none other I have seen before.
Guy 2: I would kill to bang a Boobers.

by All Day Ill'n September 8, 2011

fruit booter

a dumb person who failed miserably at skate boarding and life and couldent ollie so they strape dona pair of roller blades so they can feel like idiots and clogg up our skate parks and be so proud that they can jump higher-news flash fruity fuck, there strapped ot your feet it's easy.

owen H did a dope 16 stair, but oh well he's a f*in fruit botter

by owen hoffmeyer February 25, 2005