Blondes

Girls that love to suck on long dicks for fun.

Look at that blond.

by Corey Pittman December 2, 2003

dumb blond

a person with blond hair that is incredibly stupid or retarded! a.k.a airhead

Tiffany you are such a fukin dumb blonde! Gosh!!!

by Galaxia June 20, 2006

blonde doctor

The nickname for Dr. Eliot Reid on Scrubs from the Janitor.

"hey blonde doctor"
"hey janitor"

by kittie_crashandburn November 10, 2009

blondabe

A person rejected from society because they were neither pretty or smart who dyes their hair blonde and act like a blond to be accepted.

The blondabe was looking intently at the statue and asked it if it was going to move. Sadly no one believed she was serious.

by dniweR December 28, 2011

blonde blindness

A situation in which you struggle to distinguish one blonde female from another given the tendency for many of them to look rather similar.

Jack: "Isn't that the same girl that was in the previous scene?"
Joe: "The same girl? I understand your confusion..they are both blonde and rather similar"
Jack: "Not great for my blonde blindness, is it?"

by signon77 October 24, 2013

blond cunt hair

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

blonde goth

An extremely rare creature. Always with blonde hair (except maybe the roots) never in a dark shade. Notable for exhibiting a singular ability to stand out from the scene not just for hair color but for non parallel efforts in dress and makeup. Or undress as the case may be.

"See that blonde goth girl? She so stands out from the crowd starting with her hair color."

by Mr Special July 8, 2018