blintz

1.) nasty diarrhea. like, really really runny, sloppy, coat-the-toilet diarrhea. gross.

2.) a pancake-like food item similar to a crepe, but that includes yeast as a main ingredient.

ooooh man, i totally just blintzed all up in your toilet.

i had such nasty blintz after eating all that KFC last night. ugh...

the dining hall is serving cheese blintzes tomorrow morning with breakfast. yum.

by blintzymcgee March 5, 2009

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 9, 2004

chow blister

A mainly military term refering to a pot belly or gut.

After twenty years in the army the only thing he had to show for it was a chow blister from eating all day while the marines are working their asses off

by JS agnostic August 11, 2006

clam blitz

A game that a group of friends play at the bar where they see who can have sex with the most women by the end of the night

Last night's clam blitz went really well, I slept with all 3 of them!

by Jl3legend February 27, 2018

blithe

A fat person who looks like a piece of shit and wants to get anal raped by a cow.

"If I didn't know ur name was holga, I would think that u were blithe ur fat bastard!!"

by ilove anal sex December 29, 2007

NFL Blitz

When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.

On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET

by JCF May 25, 2006

spangle blisters

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003