Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bible basher

someone who comes to your door with a bible, asking you about the church or whatever. This person believes in Christianity.

A bunch of bible bashers knocked on my door the other day wanting me to become Christian, I told them to piss off.

by bread infection December 9, 2009

bible

according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'

oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....

by poptart September 22, 2005

bible

a code word for a pipe to smoke out of

Do you have your bible? I got the weed!

by jazmine hower October 23, 2007

The Bible

A completely ficticious piece of work.

They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.

by Stuju March 15, 2005

The Bible

The most disputed collection of books in existence. Contain many life morals, Logic Flaws, and contradictions. WILL cause a heated argument with a zealous Christian if you even dare question so much as a word in it Often thumped by devout followers and used as an excuse to preform radical, and absurd acts. It's meanings are misinterpreted, and skewed by the Bible thumpers that "study it".

Bible Thumper: HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR YOUR SINS? NO? IT STATES IT IN THE BIBLE, WHICH IF YOU DON'T READ AND ACCEPT AS THE WORD OF GOD YOU WILL GO TO HELL! BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO BE SAVED! JUST COME TO OUR CHURCH AND----
Me: Kthanksbai *slams door*
Bible Thumper: BLAH BLAH BLAH RELIGIOUS QUOTE BLAH BLAH BLAH, TALK UNTIL I FEEL JUSTIFIED EVEN THOUGH THE DOOR WAS SHUT IN MY FACE. BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON'T QUESTION FUNDAMENTAL FLAWS OF RELIGION AND THE BIBLE. BLAH BLAH BLAH JOHN 3:16 BLAH BLAH BLAH I MOLEST CHILDREN.

by The One who Questions May 6, 2011

Bible-Thumper

Bible Thumper (noun) (1)used to describe an individual who believes in the absolute word for word truth of the bible to the absolute exclusion of all other philosophical, spiritual, esoteric and religious belief systems. (2)Person who has been irretrievably brainwashed into believing that the bible is true in every word despite considerable evidence that it is based on the Sumerian Tablets and Vedas but altered heavily so it appears 'godly' and 'creationy'. Refuses to acknowledge that the bible was considerably altered by Emperor Constantine and the Council of Niscea around 500AD.
Bible Thumpers (plural) Term laterally applied to all extreme right wing christian groups who use the bible as a basis upon which to justify extreme acts of hate or violence (Westboro Baptist Church comes under this heading)

Fred) the bible is totally true every word!!
Joe) Bible-Thumper.....

by GlycerineOxide May 31, 2014