Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod

so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy

by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011

hood beaver

A redneck from the hood

Hey joe, you are a hood beaver!

by Mfly11 September 23, 2016

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

beaver cousin

noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with

Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.

Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.

by sisterhood November 20, 2011