Niver the Beaver

The coolest guy in the world with sexy hair. Enjoys laughing a lot, but can be annoying. Makes everyone around him laugh, and is one of the smartest people in the world. Gigiddy.

Have you talked with Niver the Beaver lately?" "Yeah, yesterday I fell on the floor laughing!

by thejewman568 November 17, 2010

beaver bustin

when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego

person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.

by thehdog March 12, 2011

Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.

"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"

by beeflog January 26, 2010

Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.

Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.

by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022

beaver eyes

Using abnormally good eye sight to see something clearly or find something concealed.

Bill: "How did you find that store?"
Bob: "Please, I have my beaver eyes on."

by doofiemonster November 26, 2011

beaver cousin

noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with

Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.

Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.

by sisterhood November 20, 2011