is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

beaver bumper

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003

Beaver Chomper

When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.

I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper

by jizzzeff July 30, 2010

hairy beaver

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

by pajama man sam June 17, 2009

Beaverton

A Suburb of Portland, Oregon.

Beaverton has very few homeless people.

by Peter G November 4, 2003

beaver bandit

some who eats out hairy pussies

alysha hammens boyfriend

i still have hair in my mouth from eating that girl like a beaver bandit last night

by alex mizzathews November 21, 2004

Beaver Fever

the overpowering desire to pursue women for sex

Jim's got the beaver fever, this is the third time tonight he's had sex.

by the fev August 6, 2009