Broomer

Someone who brooms away the mess created by groomers. Your under-appreciated dad or buddy growing up who knows that you are attracted to women and criticizes you for developing a persona that would cause your dream girl to ultimately reject you for a stronger male persona. All straight men get broomed from time to time but many refuse to admit it out of the fear of appearing weak.

My buddy was mad that I was being a broomer, but I know he'll thank me later when he gets his dream girl and deletes all the groomers on his contact list holding him down.

by Pyrrhic_revolt December 17, 2022

hop a broomstick

"hopping a broom stick" is much like a combination of getting married and eloping

Jack : Lets get married, but not a big wedding
Jill : How about we hop a broomstick and fly to an african jungle

by LoveMe1219151 September 29, 2009

Witch's broom

Trivial cause for delay.

(As in the movie Wizard of Oz)

"Every time I go to the DMV they send me away to get money or ID or something. I wonder what will be the witch's broom this year?"

by DMV waiting November 25, 2013

Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.

SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016

baroomba

When you ejaculate into a person's mouth and cum drips out like drool.

Example 1: Damn, after that baroomba Stacy was a mess.
Example 2: Fuck my until my body is limp and make me have a baroomba.

by DichaelDouche October 26, 2015

broomer

A broomer is an excessive drug user, who will use drugs in the public if he/she wants. They will go through drastic measures for the thrill of a drug, such as crushing up T3's, or perks.

Oh my God, look at that girl, she's a total broomer!

by Crystam August 19, 2007

Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.

Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.

by ear2ground June 16, 2010