Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

by Baconeer July 23, 2011

Purple Bacon

A black woman's vagina.

I love eating out purple bacon!

by Stuhl Babe February 27, 2004

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Backoff

Term used to describe a gurls batty. Word can be used to describe a gurl with an oversized backoff or a gurl with no backoff what so ever. Consequently, it is used by bre's to describe gurls with VERY BIG battys.

"raaaah cuzzie, dat gurl has one FAT backoff!"
or
"Dat gurl has one big off backoff init!
or
"llow it, dat gurl aint got no backoff u nah!"

by *choong ting*a.k.a baby backoff October 25, 2006

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

Bacon Back

The act of putting Crisco or another brand of Vegetable Shortening on someone's back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.

Oh man, I can't believe you bacon back'd Jake. Just listen to his back sizzle.

by Colin Harris April 3, 2006

Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.

Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.

by Tagz November 2, 2010