ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

by harblmonster February 05, 2008

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Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 08, 2010

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Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 05, 2004

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Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 01, 2009

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Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.

Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”

by Lilboyblue June 06, 2022

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