bean counting 

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

bean counting by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011

bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head

I gave him a bean burst

bean burst by The bean burster February 25, 2018

Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

Bean man by Y___u October 21, 2019

Bean boarding 

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

Bean boarding by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

Bean Twist 

Stimulating the clitoris between the thumb and forefinger by twisting in feverish manner.

After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.

Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.

That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.

Bean Twist by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Bean Head 

Are you a coffee lover? Do you drink at least 1 coffee a day? Do you crave coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what, you too are a BEAN HEAD

I drink coffee everyday, I am a bean head
coffee lover coffee drinker coffee

Bean Head by Bean Head Coffee September 27, 2013