A-Button

The anus. To 'push the a-button' is to engage in anal sex.

Q: What did you do last night?
A: I pushed your Mom's a-button!
Hiyo!

by RyanJeff&Dave January 11, 2008

masterly bation

Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.

"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."

"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"

"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"

by scodder May 20, 2010

Belly Button U-Turn

When you are going down on your Ho and have reached the belly button just far enough to smell rotting fish causing you to do an abrupt u-turn around the belly button.

I was forced to stamp on the brakes and do a belly button U-turn when I caught a whiff of Lollie's rancid fud.

by The Riot Squad August 15, 2012

Chill button

Lacking a button to chill out when a joke goes overboard.

A:"I would eat J-Lo's farts."
B: "Son, you have no chill button! You crazy man!"

by INeedFoodStamps February 13, 2014

burger button

An exaggerated, meaty clitoris or hood.

You should have seen that bitch's burger button. It was meaty and saucy.

by Beefy_puss4dinner January 30, 2016

top button butch

A girl that is very manly. They are the butchest of the butch. Their masculinity is something of wonder and never in question.

"Do you see Sarah over there with her wide stance and domineering presence?"

"Oh yes she is a total top button butch."

by Iknowsomeofthesethings June 10, 2018

hosed down her buttons

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)

Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009