Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.

Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!

by Showy August 1, 2023

Baisal

an absolute unit ; something or someone very large

look at that sweaty Baisal over there!

by kunayen September 10, 2023

barisciano

A total turd of a family

That Barisciano family is a bunch of inbred turds.

by wtfspiderpig September 10, 2023

Barisciano

To eat excessive amounts of doughnuts.

I totally bariscianoed that Dunkin Donuts just now.

by wtfspiderpig September 13, 2023

Bafishussion

A 'bafishussion' is when, one is attacked by a Salmon, Mackerel, and two baguettes at the same time, thus leading to a concussion caused by, baguettes and fish, leading to a bafishussion

Mark: Hey Sam how's the bafishussion?

Sam: It's been hell it hurts so much.

by Mr. Mors November 19, 2023

Barista bitch

A person that hangs out with the barista during their shift without working at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 10, 2024

Barista bitch

A person who hangs out with the barista but dosen't work at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 11, 2024